January 8, 2006

• Reap the Whirlwind

  A couple of days ago at work, I left my desk for a minute to go use the
  bathroom.  When I came back, I found a shiny new Vortex Tornado
  gun sitting on my desk.  Now I am truly an official xanga employee   Unfortunately, my desk sits in the cross-fire of a bitter
  rivalry.  The layout of the office affords me little natural
  protection against incoming ordinance from either direction. 
  Perhaps I can broker peace between the warring factions… more
  likely, I will go down in a glorious blaze of rubber ring
  bullets.

  • 12:23 am
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