National High Five Day!

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April 22, 2006

National High Five Day!

It’s 4:20 on 4/20… do you know where your kids are? ;o

edit: Thanks for the eprop bombardment Chris, I feel so loved And thanks to everyone for leaving such insightful pearls of wisdom… keep em coming!

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Comments (344)

about a couple of years away, maybe.
- 4/20/2006 4:23 PM
- XINERGY
Um, I gotta ‘step out’ I’ll be right back. For a 7-11 run. That’s it.
- 4/20/2006 4:25 PM
- joelsdbo
Probably doing something I’d disapprove of? What did you do?
- 4/20/2006 4:26 PM
- CynaraJane
they don’t exist, never will… err…I should say can’t exist…would be a miracle.
- 4/20/2006 5:05 PM
- Anonymous
All I did was write this post heh
- 4/20/2006 9:35 PM
- patrick
I am a little bit late but mine are always in trouble. Then again all children are in trouble for something. Especially when their quiet. When they are quiet their doing something that they really dont need to be doing, now do they.
- 4/21/2006 1:34 AM
- Anonymous
I believe it’s “do you know where your children are?”
- 4/21/2006 11:44 AM
- janet
Always remember to clean out your belly button every month, or trolls will start to gather there.
- 4/21/2006 3:02 PM
- chrischoi
but don’t forget to give the leftover lint to the trolls afterwards or they will become angry.
- 4/21/2006 3:05 PM
- keneke
chillllll…. 4/20 is all about chillin’ nice site!
- 4/21/2006 3:06 PM
- pianobebe
Carnivorous trolls can be mean .
- 4/21/2006 3:07 PM
- poptartsgurl
Better to try than not try at all and regret it.
- 4/21/2006 3:07 PM
- jenuwine1004
cuz when they get angry, BAD BAD things happen.
- 4/21/2006 3:07 PM
- junshien
Danger: Angry trolls!
- 4/21/2006 3:07 PM
- Sonja
elevators are scary when crowded!!
- 4/21/2006 3:08 PM
- yewj
elephantitus! i tell you elephantitus!!
- 4/21/2006 3:09 PM
- Anonymous
Damn lint really smells if it grows for too long in your belly button
- 4/21/2006 3:09 PM
- winspark
For goodness sake, don’t anger the trolls or the elephants.
- 4/21/2006 3:09 PM
- jenuwine1004
Gnomes come out to destroy the angry trolls that ate your belly button lint and now they are multiplying.
- 4/21/2006 3:10 PM
- poptartsgurl
Everytime I see it, it makes me want to scream and then projectile vomit all over the rug.
- 4/21/2006 3:10 PM
- LydJaGillers
Have a club by your side always, if they ever decide to attack.
- 4/21/2006 3:11 PM
- junshien
Hey now, how did you anger the trolls!!!?!?!
- 4/21/2006 3:11 PM
- LydJaGillers
i can’t believe it’s not butter
- 4/21/2006 3:12 PM
- JubyPete
ice cream is the best when it’s -10 outside… it won’t melt!
- 4/21/2006 3:12 PM
- superspark
Just say no.
- 4/21/2006 3:14 PM
- JaneEyre1
just kidding, ice cream is good anytime
- 4/21/2006 3:14 PM
- oh_estar
just give them the left over lint damnit.
- 4/21/2006 3:14 PM
- jenuwine1004
just do it… with trojans
- 4/21/2006 3:15 PM
- Wokkii
just remember that if you drop your ice cream, follow the 3-second rule.
- 4/21/2006 3:15 PM
- rips31
koalas will come with the trolls too
- 4/21/2006 3:15 PM
- stephen_kang
Just wash your bellybutton out with soap, and the trolls should leave.
- 4/21/2006 3:15 PM
- Romz
Lying still and playing dead will keep trolls away
- 4/21/2006 3:17 PM
- gkawi
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Monsters like gremlins aren’t so easily fooled though.
- 4/21/2006 3:18 PM
- junshien
Never pet a porqupine!!!
- 4/21/2006 3:19 PM
- Anonymous
new elephants can’t walk in a straight line.
- 4/21/2006 3:19 PM
- localgyrl6
Old elephants walk in a straight line regardless of what’s in the way.
- 4/21/2006 3:20 PM
- yello_lego
Make sure you floss every night.
- 4/21/2006 3:20 PM
- Anonymous
please refrain from kicking the new elephants for not walking in a straight line
- 4/21/2006 3:22 PM
- sasthach
please don’t forget that ever since I can remember i been poppin my collar poppin poppin my collar. 510 bay areaaaaaa yadanamean thats how we stunnas do it out here
- 4/21/2006 3:22 PM
- Edizzy
Mouth to mouth is necessary if the troll is not breathing
- 4/21/2006 3:22 PM
- Anonymous
quail eggs are good for consumption
- 4/21/2006 3:24 PM
- black_lie
Question everything. Even this.
- 4/21/2006 3:25 PM
- joelsdbo
Oh my, I got high on 4/20, and no one knows the alphabet
- 4/21/2006 3:25 PM
- moonbunny
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- 4/21/2006 3:25 PM
- Jon
OH MY GOD, EVEN I DON’T KNOW THE ALPHABET, WTH?!
- 4/21/2006 3:25 PM
- moonbunny
Quit playing with yourself, it kills kittens.
- 4/21/2006 3:25 PM
- Core_BKer
trolls… those evil trolls
- 4/21/2006 3:27 PM
- stephen_kang
Uuuuuuuuuurgh, this story makes no sense!
- 4/21/2006 3:27 PM
- stone_butterfly
Unless kittens go to heaven, then maybe it’s okay?!??
- 4/21/2006 3:28 PM
- junshien
very big, angry dogs are good things to avoid…
- 4/21/2006 3:28 PM
- tinalimchung
Wussy!
- 4/21/2006 3:30 PM
- janet
Xanga is the best…………………………………
- 4/21/2006 3:31 PM
- janet
Kids who fly kites annoy me….and i hate them.
- 4/21/2006 3:31 PM
- Anonymous
oh shit.
- 4/21/2006 3:32 PM
- Anonymous
yes xanga rules unless you kill kittens or eat quail eggs at the same time…
- 4/21/2006 3:32 PM
- twocentsworth
pwnd!
- 4/21/2006 3:33 PM
- Jon
remember the R…better late then never…
- 4/21/2006 3:33 PM
- jenuwine1004
You’ll know lint-trolls are near by the impending sound of bicycle horns that build to a crescendo.
- 4/21/2006 3:34 PM
- sugarbear
Zebras are best eaten with salt and pepper.
- 4/21/2006 3:36 PM
- randomnotions
Zeus will always strike you down for stomping on flowers.
- 4/21/2006 3:37 PM
- jeannecho
‘Zat so?
- 4/21/2006 3:37 PM
- chantyshira
Abacus, is the tool that i use instead of a calculator
- 4/21/2006 3:38 PM
- janet
But I try to use my head whenever I can.
- 4/21/2006 3:40 PM
- junshien
but we use calculators today
- 4/21/2006 3:40 PM
- stephen_kang
Can I kick your butt?
- 4/21/2006 3:40 PM
- dan
cuz they’re much easier to use
- 4/21/2006 3:40 PM
- stephen_kang
don’t drink and drive
- 4/21/2006 3:41 PM
- stephen_kang
Buttons need to be on animals, for like OFF and SILENT and POOP, for easier care.
- 4/21/2006 3:41 PM
- AsianRockstar
dogs are good to eat. i should know this. i’m korean.
- 4/21/2006 3:41 PM
- Psalms3418
easter egg hunting is my favorite pasttime.
- 4/21/2006 3:42 PM
- Psalms3418
eww
- 4/21/2006 3:42 PM
- stephen_kang
eprops are not redeemable at duane reade.
- 4/21/2006 3:42 PM
- chrischoi
ecstacy should not be fed to dogs either. unless you want them to dnace around on two legs
- 4/21/2006 3:42 PM
- dizmfker
fake eprops are however
- 4/21/2006 3:43 PM
- stephen_kang
Funny you should say… I bought things with eprops before
- 4/21/2006 3:43 PM
- janet
Good thing I have a bunch of fake eprops!
- 4/21/2006 3:43 PM
- junshien
he’s pretty cute. (patrick, that is).
- 4/21/2006 3:44 PM
- Psalms3418
i agree?
- 4/21/2006 3:45 PM
- gkawi
JUST DO IT!
- 4/21/2006 3:45 PM
- KhrystalSun
Keep your chin up.
- 4/21/2006 3:50 PM
- Anonymous
Life is like a box of chocolates.
- 4/21/2006 3:51 PM
- gkawi
Munchkins are people, too.
- 4/21/2006 3:53 PM
- leece
Men suck. Throw rocks at them.
- 4/21/2006 3:53 PM
- s1LLyAngeL408
No boyfriends, No Problems. =)
- 4/21/2006 3:55 PM
- sarsiipops
Now throw axes at them tooo
- 4/21/2006 3:55 PM
- XpLiCitvTgrL675
darn.. okay fine. Ouch?
- 4/21/2006 3:56 PM
- XpLiCitvTgrL675
Oh my god. what is wrong here
- 4/21/2006 3:57 PM
- ataraxyvatic
please, no farting
gas is crazy so walk
- 4/21/2006 3:59 PM
- Anonymous
ugh. ok. quail eggs are yummy
- 4/21/2006 4:00 PM
- Anonymous
rats are gross, so don’t pet the ones from the subway
- 4/21/2006 4:03 PM
- stephernayy
ripe eggs smell lovely
“Shut up!”, says Master Splinter
- 4/21/2006 4:05 PM
- Anonymous
sometimes it’s better to just let things be.
- 4/21/2006 4:05 PM
- rara
someone’s been petting too many rats…
take a bow!
- 4/21/2006 4:06 PM
- rara
safe sex
- 4/21/2006 4:08 PM
- theinsanodano
Too many chocolates equals massive explosion
- 4/21/2006 4:09 PM
- Pesky226
you’re hot. you need to have more eprops.
- 4/21/2006 4:09 PM
- yonsong
Under the bridge you’ll find the Troll.
- 4/21/2006 4:10 PM
- seanscheng
Violent explosions are a troll’s worst enemy
- 4/21/2006 4:10 PM
- Pesky226
Very mad will he be if you do not pay the toll.
- 4/21/2006 4:10 PM
- seanscheng
uzziah is the man!
- 4/21/2006 4:11 PM
- kuangkai
With great fury and anger will the troll crush your puny body.
- 4/21/2006 4:11 PM
- seanscheng
whoops, there it is…=)
- 4/21/2006 4:11 PM
- kuangkai
would you like fries with that?
- 4/21/2006 4:14 PM
- iadoreu
Xanga is the best!
- 4/21/2006 4:14 PM
- dan
Yams sound better than fries =)
- 4/21/2006 4:17 PM
- catstrangler6
You cannot please everyone…first, please yourself – chinese fortune cookie I got at Pei Wei
- 4/21/2006 4:18 PM
- CoolFrijoles
eprop
- 4/21/2006 4:18 PM
- Anonymous
Zone out morons the best you can.
- 4/21/2006 4:19 PM
- Anonymous
Animals are weird.
Beaches have sand that you can put your toes in.
- 4/21/2006 4:24 PM
- FatalAce
Castles made of sand fall in the sea.
- 4/21/2006 4:26 PM
- Anonymous
bring a coat when it’s windy
- 4/21/2006 4:26 PM
- Mashiiimaro
Doesn’t it suck after your castles fall into the sea?
- 4/21/2006 4:27 PM
- HappiexGrli
Emo is the way to go.
- 4/21/2006 4:31 PM
- Anonymous
Forget the drama
- 4/21/2006 4:33 PM
- Anonymous
Go for the gold.
- 4/21/2006 4:35 PM
- Anonymous
Hooray for High Five Day!
- 4/21/2006 4:39 PM
- Chiznarles
Happy High Five Day to you and everyone else at Xanga!!!
- 4/21/2006 4:40 PM
- BuNgLes1223
I didn’t know it was high five day – too bad for me.
- 4/21/2006 4:40 PM
- Anonymous
Just kill time…not people.
- 4/21/2006 4:42 PM
- Setharsis
Just do it.
- 4/21/2006 4:42 PM
- SarahakaHungry
Kyahahah!
- 4/21/2006 4:43 PM
- Chocoboness
Life is like a field of mines. You never know which step will be your last.
- 4/21/2006 4:44 PM
- gkawi
kill yourself, don’t.
- 4/21/2006 4:44 PM
- kungfooboi
Laugh at yourself instead–it’s healthier.
- 4/21/2006 4:50 PM
- junshien
maybe you are seeing the pattern?
- 4/21/2006 4:51 PM
- pianobebe
no man is an island.
- 4/21/2006 4:52 PM
- melkimx
only an island is an island.
- 4/21/2006 4:55 PM
- Anonymous
papayas and mangos grow on my island.
- 4/21/2006 4:58 PM
- lilassgrl
please yourself before you please others.
- 4/21/2006 4:59 PM
- sakurabunni
=)
- 4/21/2006 5:04 PM
- dknYo2
quick, try to figure out how this all started
- 4/21/2006 5:05 PM
- Anonymous
Red hen lay white egg.
- 4/21/2006 5:06 PM
- Pete
Speak from your heart
- 4/21/2006 5:09 PM
- lost_for_wordz
stay away from creepy old men
- 4/21/2006 5:09 PM
- whatabunnie
take nothing for granted!
- 4/21/2006 5:10 PM
- venezuela5
Thank God it’s Friday!!!
- 4/21/2006 5:10 PM
- springclay
understand all you can about anything and everything, including tetraphenylcyclopentadienone.
- 4/21/2006 5:14 PM
- greenIsh256
violet sucks. the color that is. it makes me look oh so fat…
- 4/21/2006 5:15 PM
- Kachie
everything is better in decimal notation.
- 4/21/2006 5:17 PM
- SilverFlowers
Whatever you do, don’t fart with the window closed.
- 4/21/2006 5:30 PM
- fubabee
What was that^? SilverFlowers nees to learn the alphabrt
- 4/21/2006 5:31 PM
- pamilvr
Xylophones are your friends, treat them well .
- 4/21/2006 5:43 PM
- WintrySkies
you know you like the comments =P
- 4/21/2006 5:44 PM
- Trinity86
zed.
- 4/21/2006 5:50 PM
- jenuwine1004
and then a penguin came and bit me…
But I was about to do Z (zen cannot be achieved through osmosis)
- 4/21/2006 5:54 PM
- TinyFeet13
calm down, the world is at your hands
- 4/21/2006 6:03 PM
- ChantesAvecMoi
don’t panic
- 4/21/2006 6:04 PM
- Anonymous
Eat your brocolli and everything will be okay
- 4/21/2006 6:05 PM
- Pesky226
No, you’re wrong. I don’t believe I do know you.
- 4/21/2006 6:12 PM
- Anonymous
Frozen marshmallows are the best… or so I’m told.
- 4/21/2006 6:15 PM
- mightymarce
meep meep
- 4/21/2006 6:17 PM
- lil_eric
Grass is greener on THIS side since the other side is just dirt and soil and worms.
- 4/21/2006 6:23 PM
- e_Halcyon
Gooey marshmellows are the bestest!
- 4/21/2006 6:25 PM
- Setharsis
nope.
- 4/21/2006 6:29 PM
- starberri92
Honey on gooey marshmallows might be even bester!
- 4/21/2006 6:36 PM
- yungle
Go into the light… the light will set you free.
- 4/21/2006 6:36 PM
- shoppinqueen816
Icecream makes you fat.

I don’t know my alphebet. Dangit.
- 4/21/2006 6:37 PM
- shoppinqueen816
Just that elephants would rather eat trolls who taste like ice cream, even if it adds a few pounds come Yuletide.
- 4/21/2006 6:39 PM
- wandering_heart3
ha ha. interesting…
- 4/21/2006 6:40 PM
- ms_skeptic
the journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step
- 4/21/2006 6:43 PM
- poopypants1732
kangaroos can do some serious damage so never get too close
- 4/21/2006 6:57 PM
- Minchi
lolipops aren’t as tasty when they fall on the floor in the bathroom.
- 4/21/2006 7:03 PM
- rubber_ducks
last time…..imply a woman is anything but a woman…unless you’re willing to tempt the fates
- 4/21/2006 7:04 PM
- Anonymous
marble slab ice-cream that has fallen on the bathroom floor don’t taste too great either.
- 4/21/2006 7:16 PM
- junshien
not that a screaming monkey would find anything close to that anyway…
- 4/21/2006 7:21 PM
- baby_elite
or find cheesecake, which is infinitely better than any rock-hard ice cream
- 4/21/2006 7:27 PM
- crystal_soda
poisionberries are poision-riffic!
- 4/21/2006 7:29 PM
- Anonymous
Yet, do kittens have lint in their bellybuttons?
- 4/21/2006 7:34 PM
- motormouthmili
eprop attack ftw
- 4/21/2006 7:39 PM
- LilAznPunk6I
Q-tips are soft.
- 4/21/2006 7:43 PM
- Kwazy_Fweak
Zelda was neither a princess nor imprisoned it was all a ploy to gather fruitbats.
- 4/21/2006 7:46 PM
- Anonymous
> *Really
- 4/21/2006 7:47 PM
- Anonymous
Stinky Cheese man was my father. Do you know him?
- 4/21/2006 7:52 PM
- euGe
Torturing kids gives you a one way ticket to jail, if you get caught.
- 4/21/2006 8:01 PM
- xXxCrazyXchoxXx
Beautiful Ben Begged But Barked Because Bees Bit Baggie’s Butt.

I dare you to say that 548485415 times. You`ll learn something new. I promise.
- 4/21/2006 8:06 PM
- xiLuBBy0uL0Tsx
Ugly unicorns aren’t too hot to play with.
- 4/21/2006 8:27 PM
- scifi_ffish
waggablabl!
- 4/21/2006 8:35 PM
- Anonymous
V for Vendetta was quite a movie. Perhaps you should watch it.
- 4/21/2006 8:37 PM
- guitar___riffs
venus flytraps are creepy.
- 4/21/2006 8:38 PM
- ivyjchang
xanga is where people blog.
- 4/21/2006 8:40 PM
- LiLJeLLiE
You should be careful of what you wish for
- 4/21/2006 8:42 PM
- madcrazysing
Zebras might run over you if you wish for something foolish, you know.
- 4/21/2006 8:51 PM
- MyStandPoint
zebras are horses gone wrong
- 4/21/2006 8:51 PM
- flygirlnextdoor
what happened to w?
- 4/21/2006 9:22 PM
- JacquiRashawna
always remember to wear socks if you plan on wearing shoes, else you’ll grow small, green, and round fungi between your toes.
- 4/21/2006 9:43 PM
- mAD_fiSH_dISEaSE
Begin the day with a smile, and leave all regrets behind…hahaha…it’s the best I could think of at the moment.
- 4/21/2006 9:52 PM
- Anonymous
You can buy sex, but you can’t buy love.
You can buy a bed, but you can’t buy sleep.
- 4/21/2006 9:58 PM
- yoonifer
hey do u know how to put an picture on your xanga???
- 4/21/2006 10:05 PM
- mattwittlover
Can you feel the love tonight?
- 4/21/2006 10:21 PM
- leyanlo
Donuts are delicious.
- 4/21/2006 10:34 PM
- yiujun
Elemeno
- 4/21/2006 10:42 PM
- annchovieee
Funny that this happened to you huh?
- 4/21/2006 10:47 PM
- qtbabe815
get a room
- 4/21/2006 10:56 PM
- shortfused
eprop attack!!!!!!!!!!
- 4/21/2006 10:59 PM
- whenweusedtosing
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
- 4/21/2006 11:00 PM
- whenweusedtosing
Hording as much eprops as you have can make those like me jealous.
- 4/21/2006 11:16 PM
- BootyInMyEye
Quetzals will eat you if you take away their wives’ virginities.
- 4/21/2006 11:16 PM
- just1moreReason
(i wish i could hoard eprops, too.)

in case of emergency, break glass.
- 4/21/2006 11:19 PM
- undercoverxpanda
just in case, whenever you need them for a quick throw
- 4/21/2006 11:33 PM
- kissmeplease
keep plucking your pubes man, and you will be the wise man.
- 4/21/2006 11:40 PM
- DisBoiRichyard
Last comment was weird.
- 4/21/2006 11:47 PM
- gkawi
Make lemonatas, when life gives you lemons. Or, you can just buy it from the local cornershop.
- 4/21/2006 11:56 PM
- Pridester
Nobody likes a party pooper
- 4/21/2006 11:57 PM
- izibo
opium is not cool. coke is what’s up =P (kidding)
- 4/22/2006 12:16 AM
- clharlem149
People, people… yayyy!!! i see people!!!!
- 4/22/2006 12:40 AM
- Anonymous
perhaps you should quit drugs
- 4/22/2006 12:40 AM
- stephen_kang
Questions that don’t seem to have an answer? The answer is Chuck Norris. Period.
- 4/22/2006 12:53 AM
- RushX
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight….
- 4/22/2006 12:58 AM
- sshong
quiet down!!! you’re squashing my buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……….
- 4/22/2006 1:03 AM
- HulaJen
sugar plums. have you had one today?
- 4/22/2006 1:17 AM
- shiwi
tonsils are cool, don’t ever think of taking them out.
- 4/22/2006 1:20 AM
- yiujun
universities steal our money.
- 4/22/2006 1:44 AM
- jen8or9
Van down by the river!!!
- 4/22/2006 1:57 AM
- RsocNcerS
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazup?! why yes! i Do know where my children are! – since i don’t have any my prepartum would be children are in my ovaries!
- 4/22/2006 3:00 AM
- wingyau
xerox machines can make copies of your ovaries.
- 4/22/2006 4:20 AM
- poptartsgurl
your skin is showing
- 4/22/2006 5:06 AM
- YellowUmbrella
ZOMG the alphabet is finished! hahaha.
- 4/22/2006 5:17 AM
- Anonymous
All of a sudden, the end has begun.
- 4/22/2006 5:30 AM
- Crazzysimon
But not before the beginning has ended.
- 4/22/2006 5:31 AM
- Crazzysimon
Can someone ask me why I am doing this?
- 4/22/2006 5:31 AM
- Crazzysimon
During a dinner party, see what happens if you tell them that you’ve got the Ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.
- 4/22/2006 5:33 AM
- Crazzysimon
ER room is all you need if you’ve got the Ebola virus.
- 4/22/2006 5:34 AM
- Crazzysimon
Fast driving doesn’t mean anything before you go into a corner and hugs a tree.
- 4/22/2006 5:38 AM
- Crazzysimon
Go get a rear-wheel-drive 600ps + supercar and get sideways in a corner and you’ll know what I mean.
- 4/22/2006 5:40 AM
- Crazzysimon
Hong Kong is where I am living in right now, by the way.
- 4/22/2006 5:41 AM
- Crazzysimon
I am done here. =)
- 4/22/2006 5:41 AM
- Crazzysimon
Jumping Jacks may help improve your physique, but don’t jump too hard.
- 4/22/2006 9:05 AM
- Anonymous
Kill everyone who tells you to go to the zoo today.
- 4/22/2006 9:09 AM
- amidawn
Luckily, its a crappy day so you shouldnt have too much blood on your hands by the end of it.
- 4/22/2006 9:10 AM
- amidawn
Most people wait until a nice day to go to the zoo.
- 4/22/2006 9:10 AM
- amidawn
Never mind a nice day, you go to the zoo anyways.
- 4/22/2006 9:23 AM
- Anonymous
overrated.
- 4/22/2006 9:39 AM
- BoardingTwinkie
Put away all your good shoes and walk around barefoot while licking an icecream cone
- 4/22/2006 10:36 AM
- Redapple333
Q is a hard one.
- 4/22/2006 10:51 AM
- Sinfu286
Precisely what the bloody (no pun intended) expensive zoo is, over-rated.
- 4/22/2006 11:22 AM
- a_n_j_e_l
R-emember to eat your wheaties… everyday.
- 4/22/2006 11:29 AM
- JCFreak22788
Random fact: Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter. Chuck Norris ladies and gentlemen.
- 4/22/2006 11:37 AM
- RushX
Stay away from drugs
- 4/22/2006 11:40 AM
- thinkpinkpanther
Think before you act.
understand that the best things in life are usually unexpected.
- 4/22/2006 12:13 PM
- hangerz7
Uniforms are really a downer – work in a casual wear environment.
- 4/22/2006 12:14 PM
- lvirden
Valium makes kibbles taste better.
- 4/22/2006 12:17 PM
- Guttercat
When in doubt, don’t eat the gooey green thing on the floor.
- 4/22/2006 12:22 PM
- Guttercat
X rhymes with sex, which makes little kittens.
- 4/22/2006 12:23 PM
- Guttercat
You know I’m right.
- 4/22/2006 12:23 PM
- Guttercat
Yogurt will make your cold sores go away, sometimes.
- 4/22/2006 12:24 PM
- LostEpiphany
zebras eat people, be careful
- 4/22/2006 12:24 PM
- LostEpiphany
Zoe, my friend from middle school got a cold sore on her face….
- 4/22/2006 12:24 PM
- aradne
Aardvarks rock, man.
- 4/22/2006 12:27 PM
- JazzSaxKitten
But kittens rock harder.
- 4/22/2006 12:28 PM
- Guttercat
Baking might be a better pastime today than I thought…
- 4/22/2006 12:28 PM
- aradne
CAt food is for losers
- 4/22/2006 12:30 PM
- LostEpiphany
Don’t kiss the rabbits – they eat their own poop on a regular basis (Coprophagia).
- 4/22/2006 12:38 PM
- Guttercat
Didn’t you know? Cat food is of a very low quality… Yet better quality than Taco Bell. Don’t eat at Taco Bell.
- 4/22/2006 12:38 PM
- aradne
Exactly…. Taco Bell sucks.
Forget ever shopping at Wal-mart. They’re evil.
- 4/22/2006 12:42 PM
- JazzSaxKitten
You should never put a poodle in a microwave oven.
- 4/22/2006 1:08 PM
- wuhBANG
Green eggs and ham for breakfast are excellent sources of fiber

(laggy)
- 4/22/2006 1:10 PM
- wuhBANG
Ham for breakfast? I think that cereal is a much better food for breakfast. Ham is for dinner.
- 4/22/2006 1:18 PM
- aradne
I had sandwich this morning for breakfast.
- 4/22/2006 2:01 PM
- KhrystalSun
juggling can be dangerous when drunk. just watch your friends do it.
- 4/22/2006 2:05 PM
- Anonymous
kleenex balls are fun to juggle esp. if they’re weighted down with snot
- 4/22/2006 2:11 PM
- EN1V73
it’s okay. you will survive.
- 4/22/2006 2:37 PM
- chom_n_caleby
haha, owend.
- 4/22/2006 2:37 PM
- sTaRtInGliNeKyD
Lambs will charge at you when you are wearing pink. ; )
- 4/22/2006 2:59 PM
- WinnieNYC
mama mia! that’s a big one!
- 4/22/2006 4:10 PM
- shiwi
montains are were pigs live!
- 4/22/2006 4:13 PM
- Anonymous
Nobody likes a smelly man. Always shower before going out.
- 4/22/2006 4:17 PM
- s1LLyAngeL408
Oink Oink said the smelly man. You dont wana smell like a pig that lives in the montains!
- 4/22/2006 4:18 PM
- Anonymous
But this particular pig lived in the Andirondak Mountains. And nobody knows how to spell that. So he moved to Cleveland and with his trusty mop and bucket began to clean up the city. It took him twelve years before he discovered that everything he’d already cleaned had gotten dirty again. So he started drinking. It was because of his genes. Or was that his jeans? They were too tight. Both of them.
- 4/22/2006 4:20 PM
- Anonymous
Pat is a bunny. He like to be patted.(?)
- 4/22/2006 4:56 PM
- vons
Quite so.
- 4/22/2006 5:18 PM
- xCollide
rough sex and candy bars are a dangerous mix
- 4/22/2006 5:35 PM
- LittleStalkerGirl
So try not to talk to strangers….
- 4/22/2006 5:40 PM
- chunky930
Too many high fives are not cool. your hands get sore.
- 4/22/2006 5:49 PM
- drewplaysdrums
Ugly ducklings will become beautiful one day. never forget that
- 4/22/2006 6:07 PM
- boominxboom1
Visual aids are necessary
- 4/22/2006 6:32 PM
- Anonymous
Water and waiters can be a dangerous combination . . .
- 4/22/2006 7:24 PM
- inthesilence75
Xylophones don’t make very good vibrators
- 4/22/2006 7:40 PM
- QueueWhyWhy
Yes, we have no bananas.
- 4/22/2006 8:24 PM
- yiujun
zZzZzZzZzZZzzzz, this is gettting sleeeepy
- 4/22/2006 9:24 PM
- PuRe121
zZzZzZzZzZZzzzz, gettting sleeeepy
- 4/22/2006 9:24 PM
- PuRe121
Apparently you have a lot of friends :d
- 4/22/2006 9:45 PM
- LostEpiphany
But i bet you can’t name half of ‘em..
- 4/22/2006 10:42 PM
- miknnaeus
Cant believe how many u have! I’m envious!
- 4/22/2006 10:55 PM
- simplystine
Dude, i just saw this!
- 4/22/2006 11:11 PM
- jiggaf00
elephants are kinda huge
- 4/23/2006 12:02 AM
- hisprecious
Finance is the art of passing money around until there’s nothing left.
- 4/23/2006 2:08 AM
- tutelage
ASD>KJASHK:LANCASDA
- 4/23/2006 3:35 AM
- Anonymous
Nope – KJASHK > ASD
- 4/23/2006 4:18 AM
- Anonymous
Gee, being on at 2am eprop-attacking some guy is a stupid thing to do, especially when i have church tomorrow =X
- 4/23/2006 5:01 AM
- mysteriouspie
happy cows come from california
- 4/23/2006 8:55 AM
- CalebJang
Igloos come from the north pole.

i think.
- 4/23/2006 9:21 AM
- chingersss
Just because I don’t know you, doesn’t mean anything
- 4/23/2006 10:25 AM
- frogrexxy
killing is bad for your health.
- 4/23/2006 12:06 PM
- imhkim
looking at a wall for too long is hazardous to your health, too.
- 4/23/2006 12:37 PM
- Anonymous
Monkeys are Gods way of reminding us where we came from
- 4/23/2006 1:13 PM
- Amancito
No way jose!
- 4/23/2006 4:02 PM
- marshi
oranges are orange
- 4/23/2006 6:04 PM
- lilstar765
practically every time i think of you, i want to asplode up the bungwhole.
- 4/23/2006 6:20 PM
- xpdlit
Q-tips make me hungry
- 4/23/2006 7:19 PM
- SuE__x
quite the ridiculous, quite the ridiculous i say! 1 eprop for you!
- 4/23/2006 7:23 PM
- debbiewebbie44
Run out of the room if you have to scream after reading all these comments from well-meaning strangers. Otherwise you’ll disturb those near and dear to you.
- 4/23/2006 7:44 PM
- CuriousGeorgina
Sometimes, I visit random xangans and make a friend. … …
- 4/23/2006 9:57 PM
- joj04
touche
- 4/23/2006 10:12 PM
- marshi
undulations galore develop unscrupulously up uranus…
- 4/23/2006 10:26 PM
- HoWsLoLeE
vegans suck. meat rules.
- 4/23/2006 11:30 PM
- Kwondogg
knock and the door will open
- 4/24/2006 12:15 AM
- pauchu
watch chuck norris movies
- 4/24/2006 12:15 AM
- pauchu
xeroxing their ass; today is the day to do it all.
- 4/24/2006 12:20 AM
- CocoLy
You all knew it would happen, but then
- 4/24/2006 1:22 AM
- ajax_sirius
zucchinis are delicious
- 4/24/2006 1:25 AM
- Last_Regrets
all the better for the other less delicious vegies, who are now safe from mankind
- 4/24/2006 4:58 AM
- a_n_j_e_l
Bungholes are dirty. Don’t forget to wash that part when showering.
- 4/24/2006 10:03 AM
- s1LLyAngeL408
Don’t forget to smile. Constantly. Madly. It’ll confuse the hell out of people.
everyone loves a clown.
- 4/24/2006 3:25 PM
- marshi
feel the velour tracksuit. it makes you happy inside.
- 4/24/2006 4:12 PM
- Anonymous
Get updating with pictures cuz we’ll come by again..maybe
- 4/24/2006 5:17 PM
- Hayleybaby
hot stuff should not be touched
- 4/24/2006 6:21 PM
- poopypants1732
opera music should never be belted out in dorm hallways at midnight during finals week. never.
- 4/24/2006 7:33 PM
- estaci
practice makes perfect…
- 4/24/2006 9:49 PM
- evil_vish
quit playing with your food.
- 4/24/2006 10:56 PM
- jin_lee
Rats are not a good substitute for ground beef in spaghetti sauce recipes.
- 4/24/2006 11:29 PM
- fat_seoul
saucey men know these things to be dangerously true.
- 4/25/2006 12:41 AM
- Anonymous
Travel Heavy… be light…
- 4/25/2006 4:31 PM
- CalebJang
hmm, so you desire words of wisdom:

The grass is greener on the other side.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Reflections on a calm stream bounce back the images of a rippled soul.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Some wise, random quote by some wise, random person.

Toodles!

- aimz
- 4/25/2006 4:44 PM
- fadingpetals
kids love to eat belly button trolls… YUM!
- 4/25/2006 11:20 PM
- MiZxMOON
Less is more.
- 4/27/2006 10:53 AM
- aradne
Never let the weeds get higher Than the garden
- 4/27/2006 3:36 PM
- Zhaoyun8885
Money is the devil.
- 4/28/2006 2:54 AM
- Vangrat
No, not money but monkey is the devil.
- 4/30/2006 12:58 AM
- Celebdil
only a mother could love you…..
- 4/30/2006 11:06 PM
- hmt521
dude its soooo 420 time to get high yoo thats wheremy kids at gettin high lol jp but since u work at xanga i uplaoded my pics just dk how to get one as my profile pic plzz help me do that !!thanx

<3333 xO. jamie hco_lover_420
- 5/1/2006 1:57 PM
- hco_lover_420
During sex, don’t like the girl’s butthole if slight hints of poop enter your nostrils… you might be in for a rude awakening.
- 5/2/2006 3:43 PM
- Anonymous
kool
- 5/5/2006 11:47 AM
- XSabaku_No_GaaraX
proud to be korean!
- 5/10/2006 5:05 PM
- KhrystalSun
more eprops!!!!!! good job!
- 5/12/2006 7:38 AM
- mieyasha
you guys are amazing i hope you keep the site up for many years to come later!!
- 5/12/2006 10:30 AM
- Anonymous

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